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Troma Entertainment had
built itself up on a reputation for crass, crude, gory, and gratuitous low-brow
entertainment. What better place to find fodder for Saturday morning
television?
Troma's logo.
While working as the pre-production supervisor
for Rocky, Troma
Entertainment co-founder Lloyd Kaufman got
the idea to create a horror film set at a health club. However, it would be a
few years before he got to see those plans to fruition. Kaufman had initially
formed a production company with Oliver Stone,
but it fell apart shortly after Stone went his own way and his 1973 film, Schwartz:
The Brave Detective, bombed
horribly. Kaufman then partnered with Michael Herz to
form Troma and produced a softball-themed sex comedy in 1979 called Squeeze Play.
Lloyd Kaufman amongst memorabilia from his empire.
When that movie became an unexpected hit, Troma was
brought on to produce the time travel film The Final
Countdownin
1980. While it performed well and was also a success, the stresses
of working on a massive film led Troma to decide they would rather keep to the
joy of simple low-budget fare and produced two more teen sex comedies. As the
80s rolled on, the teen sex comedy genre began to become saturated, leaving
Troma to find a new niche to exploit. After reading an article that said horror
films were no longer popular, Kaufman decided to resurrect his old idea and
make his own horror film.
Toxie in all his hideous glory.
Rather than straight-up horror, Troma decided to make
it a horror comedy that was partially a satire on superheroes and contained all
the signatures Troma’s films would become known for. The resulting film
was The Toxic Avenger, which
was set in the fictional Tromaville, New Jersey: the toxic waste dumping
capitol of the world and subsequent setting for all of Troma’s future films.
Melvin Junko (sometimes Ferd, played by Mark
Torgl) was the mop boy at the local health club where some
of the regulars decided to torture him. Their ultimate prank ends up with
Melvin in a tutu kissing a sheep, and in his humiliation he ran out a window
and fell into a vat of toxic waste. That waste turned him into the monstrous
and nigh-indestructible Toxic Avenger, aka Toxie (Mitch
Cohen, voiced by Kenneth Kessler), who set out to
get his bloody revenge and unleash justice on those that would prey on the
weak. The film was written by Joe Ritter
and directed by Herz and Kaufman (as Samuel Weil).
Theatrical poster.
The Toxic Avenger was
released in 1984 and was completely ignored. It wasn’t until the following year
when it was a long-running midnight movie at the Bleecker
Street Cinema in New York City that it developed a solid cult
following, and soon found regular broadcasts on cable. It became the film that
introduced the world to Troma and their leanings into satire, gore, parody and
nudity, as well as their tendency to save money by reusing props, actors and
even footage from other films. Troma revisited Toxie in 1989 for a sequel that,
after running extremely long, was chopped up into two sequels: The Toxic Avenger,
Part IIand Part III: The Last
Temptation of Toxie. John Altamura was initially cast
as Toxie until he became disruptive on set and was replaced by Ron Fazio for the remaining
scenes. The second film was written by Gay Partington Terry, with
Kaufman and Herz credited for the third. Neither was a box office success when
they were released in February and November; pulling in $793,000 and $364,000,
respectively. A fourth, Citizen
Toxie, would be released in 2000 and a reboot would receive a
limited release in 2023 before gaining wider distribution in 2025.
In 1990, Kaufman sought to expand Troma’s audience
base into the juveniles by bringing Toxie to the mainstream; namely, Saturday
morning network television. Troma partnered with Murakami-Wolf-Swenson,
who had brought another adult-oriented mutant-hero franchise to animation with
their adaptation of Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles(the
original comics, while not as brutal as the Avenger films,
were decidedly more violent than the eventual cartoon version). Of
course, the series would have to be almost entirely scrubbed of Troma’s
signatures in order to be appropriate for young audiences. Also, to
fulfill FCC requirements
for children’s programming, the show took on a pro-ecological message.
The Crusaders: Dr. Bender, Fender, Toxie, No-Zone and Major Disaster.
Toxie (Rodger Bumpass) had a similar origin as he did
in the films, except he didn’t go on a murderous vengeance spree on those who
wronged him and future foes. The mop that he used to clean the health club
where he worked was also changed by the toxic waste to be a super-powered,
semi-sentient being (aptly named Mop). Further differences included Toxie was
given a team of similarly mutated freaks. Amongst them was No-Zone (Paul
Eiding), a test pilot that crashed into a silo of radioactive pepper giving him
powerful sneezing powers; Major Disaster (Ed Gilber), a soldier that fell into
a radioactive swamp and gained the power to control plants; Junkyard (Gregg
Berger), a homeless man merged with a junkyard dog after he took shelter in a
toxic waste-covered dog kennel that was struck by lightning; and Headbanger, a
fusion of mad scientist Dr. Bender (Hal Rayle) an surfer-like singing telegram
boy Fender (John Mariano) that became fused when Fender accidentally knocked
them into Dr. Bender’s invention. Together, they became the Toxic Crusaders. They
were often aided by Toxie’s tone-deaf girlfriend, Yvonne (originally a blind girl
named Sara/Claire, voiced by Kath Soucie), and his mother (Susan Silo). Toxie
was also given a pet in the form of Blobbie; a little blob of goo that came to
the toxic waste dump that served as the primary base for the Crusaders.
Dr. Killemofff and Mayor Max Grody.
Their foes were the Smogulans; aliens from the planet
Smogula who wanted to pollute the Earth in order to make it habitable for their
people and conquer it. The primary ruler of the planet was Czar Zosta (Patric
Zimmerman), whose forces on Earth were led by Dr. Killemoff (Bumpass). Psycho
(Michael J. Pollard) was an obese bio-mechanical being that worked for
Killemoff and had the uncanny ability to predict the future—specifically, the
failure of Killemoff’s plans that often went unheeded. Hazmat-suited minions
known as Radiation Rangers served as Killemoff’s foot soldiers and cannon
fodder. Bonehead (Hal Rayle) was the lead health club bully (replacing Bozo—yes,
that was his name—from the first movie) that led to Toxie’s creation and who was
changed into a monster when Toxie threw him into a barrel of acid rain.
Bonehead joined forces with Killemoff, but wasn’t much of an asset as he was
brainless and incompetent. Also working with the Smogulans was the corrupt
mayor of Tromaville, Max Grody (based on the mayor from the first movie, voiced
by Chuck McCann). George Goodchild
and Carlos
Huannte handled the character designs.
Dr. Killemoff, Bonhead and Psycho.
Toxic Crusaders (so
named because Avengers was deemed too violent sounding)
premiered in syndication on March 1st, 1991. Even though they
couldn’t go to the lengths of brutal, dark, gross-out humor that the films it
was based on did, the series had its fair share of adult-oriented jokes, toilet
humor, and often broke the fourth wall by being self-referential. The series
was written by a combination of MWS and Troma alum, including Jack
Mendelsohn, Carole Bruce Mendelsohn, D.J.
MacHale, Ned Candle. Walt
Kubiak, Jeffrey W. Sass and Andrew
Wolk, along with Chuck Lorre and
Herz. Lorre, who had written the Turtles theme, co-wrote this
series’ theme with Dennis C. Brown.
Brown and Larry Brown handled
the rest of the series’ music. Although the Avenger films were
popular enough to inspire enough networks to put decent orders for the series,
they weren’t sufficient enough to guarantee a second season. The show ended
after its 13-episode run.
“The
Making of Toxie” (3/1/91) – Melvin Junko becomes Toxie and fights the forces of
Dr. Killemoff with the aid of No-Zone and Major Disaster.
“This
Spud’s for You” (3/8/91) – Killemoff plans to put his chemicals in the food of
a local restaurant while Dr. Bender and Fender end up mutated and merged into
Headbanger.
“Club
Fred” (3/15/91) – Killemoff and his Radiation Rangers clear out a retirement
community to make room for an alien arrival.
“Tree
Trouble” (3/22/91) – Killemoff plans to push “Smog on a Can” while Major
Disaster falls in love and begins having trouble with his powers.
“Pollution
Solution” (3/29/91) – Killemoff sends the Radiation Rangers to invade the Toxic
Dump to prepare for a Smogulan invasion.
“A
Sight for Sore Eyes” (4/6/91) – Mayor Grody moves the Crusaders to his
penthouse in order to clear the dump for Czar Zosta.
“Mr.
Earth: Superhero” (4/13/91) – A new superhero joins the Crusaders against
Killemoff, but ends up causing more harm than good.
“Toxie
Ties the Knot” (4/20/91) – Zosta’s daughter arrives in Tromaville and falls in
love with Toxie.
“Invasion
of the Biddy Snatchers” (4/27/91) – Zosta replaces Killemoff with General GarBage,
who plans to replace senior citizens with evil clones.
“The
Snail Must Go Through” (5/6/91) – New superhero Snail Man helps the Crusaders
fend off the latest pollution attack while also preparing for Yvonne’s concert.
“Nab
That Toxie Cab” (5/6/91) – The Crusaders start their own cab company and Yvonne
grows jealous when Toxie falls in love with his cab.
“Still
Crazy After All These Shears” (5/13/91) – Mayor Grody’s tree-planting campaign
actually involved alien seeds that grow into a Weed Monster.
“That’s
No Villain, That’s My Mom!” (5/20/91) – Toxie’s mom ends up switching minds
with Killemoff while the Crusaders deal with his convention for hideous
creatures.
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