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She worked on Muppet Babies (1984). Jem, The Little Wizards,
Dino-Rider, Rude Dog and the Dweebs, Kid ‘n’ Play, Attack of the Killer
Tomatoes, X-Men: The Animated Series, The Tick, Beethoven, The Avengers: United
They Stand and Spider-Man Unlimited.
Best known for his character-defining run on The Amazing
Spider-Man, Conway had long tenures at both Marvel and DC comics. Characters he’s co-created have appeared in
various adaptations, including: DC: Atomic Skull in Superman (1988) and Young
Justice; Black Spider in Young Justice; Firestorm in Super
Friends and Justice League Action; Hamilton Hill in Batman: The
Animated Series, The Batman and Young Justice; Killer Croc in Batman:
The Animated Series, Batman Beyond, The Batman, Beware the Batman, and Teen
Titans Go!; Killer Frost in Young Justice and Justice League
Action; Jason Todd in Young Justice and the New Teen Titans
shorts; Count Vertigo in Batman: The Animated Series, The Batman, and Young
Justice; Vibe in DC Nation, Teen Titans Go! and Young
Justice; Vixen in Teen Titans Go! and Justice League Action. Marvel: Marvel’s Dracula in Spider-Woman and Spider-Man
and His Amazing Friends; Glory Grant in Spider-Man: The Animated Series;
Hammerhead in Spider-Man (1981), Spider-Man: The Animated Series,
and The Spectacular Spider-Man; The Jackal in Spider-Man: The
Animated Series, The Spectacular Spider-Man and Marvel’s Spider-Man;
Man-Wolf in Spider-Man Unlimited and The Spectacular-Spider-Man; The
Punisher in Spider-Man: The Animated Series and X-Men: The Animated
Series; Spider-Man clone Ben Reilly in X-Men: The Animated Series
and Spider-Man: The Animated Series; Tarantula in Marvel’s Spider-Man;
Tombstone in Spider-Man: The Animated Series and The Spectacular
Spider-Man. For the screen, Conway wrote for Dino-Riders, Batman: The
Animated Series and Spider-Man: The Animated Series.
Frank Welker
– Glyde, Emperor Krulos, Rasp, Skate, various
In 1985, Tyco Toys
was looking to create a new surefire toyline. It was decided to combine the
past and the present by having a line centered on dinosaurs brandishing
futuristic space weaponry. It was developed for two years under the name
“Project B.C.” before coming to store shelves as Dino-Riders. Dino-Riders depicted
the warring factions of the peace-loving human Valorians and the warmongering animal-like
Rulons. The figures were released either in two-packs containing one Valorian
and one Rulon with generic weaponry, or one or more with a dinosaur.
The dinosaurs came with wearable weaponry and a place for the figures to ride.
To help promote the figures, Tyco
funded the creation of a cartoon to be produced by Marvel Productions
and Steven
Hahn Productions and developed by comic book writers Gerry
and Carla
Conway. The series would relay the story about how the
Rulons, led by the amphibious Krulos (Frank Welker), wanted to conquer the
universe using their brain boxes which allowed them to control a living being’s
mind. The only ones who could resist the box’s powers were the peaceful
Valorians, who possessed high mental powers harnessed through amulets they wore.
Krulos decided to eliminate the Valorians and attacked their planet.
Predominantly a peace-loving utopia, the only defense Valoria had was a shield
that bought them enough time to construct a ship to take away 400 of their
citizens. They sought to escape through time utilizing their STEP (Space/Time
Energy Projector), but wound up taking the Rulons with them to prehistoric
Earth. There, the Valorians and Rulons conscripted the dinosaurs into their
conflict; the Valorians by communicating with them telepathically while the
Rulons used their brain boxes. While great care was taken in the detail of
proper dinosaur names and visuals (as far as science knew at the time),
different species that existed at different times were often anachronistically shown
together.
Questar on his battle dino.
The Valroians consisted of Questar
(Dan Gilvezan), the strong-willed and courageous leader; Mind-Zei (Peter
Cullen), a blind warrior with a strong sixth sense; Yungstar (Joe Colligan), an
overeager and prideful show-off; Serena (Noelle North), a healer who could
detect when people were in trouble; Turret (Charlie Adler), a technician and
scientist; Llahd (Stephen Dorff & Shawn Donahue), the youngest member of
the group who desired to show he could be as much of a hero as anyone; Gunnur
(Cullen), a battle-hardened war veteran who trained the others; Tagg (Wally
Burr), a mid-level official who aided in training the others; Ikon (Cam
Clarke), a pragmatic statistician who served as one of Questar’s top advisors
who could answer his questions instantaneously with his staff; Vector
(Gilvezan), another advisor and general contractor whose wrist computer allowed
him to assess construction projects around the camp; Aero (Clarke), Yungstar’s
chief rival who was the best at handling his Quetzalcoatlus; Tark, a
high-ranking official whose experience and knowledge had earned him great
respect; Ayce, a trainer and equipment expert; Aries, a young warrior who
lacked confidence; and Neutrino, an assistant for various training courses and
a capable soldier.
The Commandos prep for battle.
While the Valorians were a peaceful
race, they still saw it pragmatic to have some fighters in their ranks. As a
result, there was a subset of the Valorians known as the Commandos:
a special forces military unit with specialized skills. Leading them was Astra
(Townsend Coleman), a former teacher at the Valorian University and a battle-hardened
war veteran; Bomba (Cullen), an explosives expert; Kameelian (Rob Paulsen), a
master of disguise and a specialist in surveillance and reconnaissance; Glyde
(Welker), an aerial and artillery expert; Faze (Paulsen), also an artillery
expert; and Rok, an expert and traversing difficult terrain.
Krulos tamed the mighty T-Rex.
On the Rulons’ side were Rasp
(Welker), Krulos’ snake-like second-in-command who was a smart, resourceful and
wouldn’t hesitate to overthrow Krulos as much as he aimed to please him. He
commanded the Viper Legion amongst the Rulon army. Hammerhead (Adler), the
shark-like commander of the Sharkors who was hot-headed and prone to berserker
episodes. Krok (Clarke), the crocodile-like general of Krulos who was
absolutely loyal to him. The lower ranking officials in Krulos’ army were the
manta ray-like Skate (Welker) and the locust-like Lokus (Adler). The lowest of
them all was Antor (Cullen), the slow-witted ant-like general who served as the
butt of jokes and commanded the Ant-Men, the primary cannon fodder for the
army. Krulos’ frog-design was inspired by the popularity of The Muppets
and was named “Kermit” on product sheets before his release (fitting,
considering they got Kermit’s
actor from Muppet Babiesto play him).
Dino-Riders’
first episode was released onto VHS in 1987 with several commercials to get
children interested in the toys before they ever hit shelves. It would debut on
television on October 1, 1988 as part of the syndicated Marvel Action Universe. Along with the Conways, it was written by Donald F. Glut,
Paul Kirshner, Kayte Kuch, Christy Marx,
Larry Parr, Sheryl Scarborough, Alan Swayze and Michael Chase Walker,
with Kuch, Parr and Scarborough serving as story editors. Animation duties were
handled by AKOM Production
Company, Hanho
Heung-Up Company and Mihahn, Inc., with music composed by Haim Saban,
Shuki Levy
and Udi
Harpaz. Much of the series was centered around Krulos trying
to acquire the STEP while obliterating the Valorians. The Valorians continued
to remain on the defensive, with Questar refusing to go on the offensive no
matter how much his men advised it would help them end the war. There were also
moments where Krulos was defeated by his suit, which kept him constantly
hydrated, being damaged but he was saved by the Valorians.
Rasp and Antor.
The series proved successful and
helped boost the sales of the toys. During the third wave of releases, Tyco
decided they wanted to change things up. They introduced new mammals
and cavemen
characters from the Ice
Age,
and interestingly enough no new Rulon figures (also the only time the concept
was historically accurate by keeping primitive man and dinosaurs separate). To introduce
the new beings and settings, a direct-to-video 14th episode of the
series showed that the Valorians managed to get the STEP activated again, but
an attack from the Rulons had the Commandos take the STEP to keep it away from
them, ending up in the Ice Age. There, they were entered into a conflict
between two warring cavemen tribes. characters. Unfortunately, the new figures
weren’t well-received and the line faltered. The Ice Age figures proved to be
the final entries into the series. A second season or even a spin-off set in
the Ice Age was in the works, but with the show’s job done Tyco ultimately
ended the series after the singular season.
“The
Adventure Begins” (1987 VHS, 10/1/88) – When the Rulons attack, the peaceful
Valorians are forced to flee into the distant past to escape them.
“Revenge
of the Rulons” (10/8/88) – An earthquake causes the dinosaurs to stampede and
destroy the Valorian defenses, ending up with Llahd being captured by Rasp.
“The
Rulon Stampede” (10/15/88) – As Serena is pushed to the limit, the Rulons plan
to stampede their army of dinosaurs through the Valorian camp.
“The
Blue Skies of Earth” (10/22/88) – Embarrassing himself in front of his rival
Aero, Yungstar leaves the camp and stumbles upon the Rulons’ plans to attack by
air.
“Toro,
Toro, Torosaurus” (10/29/88) – Llahd wants to prove himself a hero, but is
unable to rescue a herd of Torosauruses alone.
“T-Rex”
(11/5/88) – Krulos upgrades the T-Rex’s arsenal and it proves more than a match
for the Valorians.
“Krulos”
(11/12/88) – Krulos’ suit is damaged in an earthquake and the others squabble
over who will be the next leader, while Serena is captured when she searches
for a wounded being.
“Tagg,
You’re It!” (11/19/88) – Heling some dinosaurs reclaim their watering hole,
Tagg discovers a Rulon tunneling operation that’s been causing a series of
strange earthquakes.
“Thanksgiving”
(11/26/88) – Yungstar and Llahd are captured while the Valorians investigate a
new Rulon dam.
“To
Lose the Path” (12/3/88) – When the Rulons’ chemical waste causes dinosaurs to
fall ill, Yungstar grows so angry that he loses his telepathic abilities.
“Enter
the Commandos” (12/10/88) – Questar sends the Commandos to investigate why the
Rulons are stealing Triceratops eggs.
“Battle
for the Brontosaurus” (12/17/88) – The Commandos and the Rulons are in a race
to bring a giant Brontosaurus into their respective ranks.
“One
to Lead Us” (12/24/88) – Framed for conspiring with the Rulons, Questar takes
self-imposed exile to clear his name as Krulo launches his most ambitious
attack yet.
“Ice
Age Adventure” (1989 VHS) – The STEP sends the Commandos to the Ice Age where
they help a tribe of Cro-Magnon fight against their enemies.